i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
only you would photoshop your dick
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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