In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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