Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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