Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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