the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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