All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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