id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize