He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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