I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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