Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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