What should our trivia night team be named?
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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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