Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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