Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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