wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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