i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize