No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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