Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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