nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
FUCK WHALES
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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