CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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