Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
vagina is talking i cant
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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