Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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