i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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