i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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