I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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