So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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