Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Two words: nipple clamps
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