her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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