Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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