im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.