hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"