So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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