Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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