No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You're like the curious george of whores
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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