I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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