I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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