My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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