I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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