he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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