either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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