I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
two words: eviction party
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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