I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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