literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Im part way to drunk.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
