the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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