He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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