No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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