i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
