hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
