Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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