Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i would one night stand the shit outta him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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