i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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