Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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