I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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