It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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